N: Nooo
CB: Turn their steering wheels.
When I want to count my cattle, I just count the legs and divide by 4.
We had the skinniest hogs! So skinny we had to tie knots in their tails to keep ‘em from slippin’ through the fence.
CB: What is cowhide used for?
N: To hold the cow together, for one thing.
Dusty Dan: The fish was THAT long. I never saw such a fish!
Cowboy Billy: I believe you
N: Do you ever have accidents in on the range? I
CB: I got kicked by a mule, and a rattle snake bit me.
N: Don’t you call them accidents?
CB: No. They done it on purpose.
Easterner; The flies sure are thick out west.
Westerner: Are the flies thinner back east?
What you get if you cross a pig with a cactus? -a porkerpine.
There was a kidnapping in Texas. But don’t worry, they woke him up.
Riding is the art of keeping the horse between yourself and the ground.
CB: Why did the cowboy wear a jacket in the restaurant? –
N: Cause he got chili.
CB: What do you call a veterinarian with a sore throat?
N: A horse doctor.
CB: Do think beans are healthy?
N: I never heard one complain.
A pretty young lady named Stella fell in love with a bow legged fella.
When the horse riding chap, let her sit in his lap, she tumbled clean thru to the cella
Why wuz the wagon train stuck in the prairie?
It had injun trouble.
Do you know how long cows should be milked? – Same as short ones.
[ photo; Nathan knock knock pic precedes the following knock jokes]
N: Knock knock
CB: Who’s there?
N: Ya
CB: Ya who?
N: You sure sound like a happy cowboy!
CB: Knock knock
N: Who’s there?
CB: Osborn
N: Osborn who?
CB: I’ze born out west
N: Knock knock
CB: Who’s there?
N: Annie
CB: Annie who?
N: Annie body seen my horse?
CB: Knock knock
N: Who’s there?
CB: A herd
N: I heard you were home., and thought I’d visit.
N: I can jump higher than that cactus.
CB: I’m amazed.
N: Dont be . Cactuses can’t jump at all.